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Hey there whatsapp is using me.
To be perfectly honest I don’t really give a damn what my status says. I’m just so glad your wasting your time reading it.
I hate math, but I love counting money…
Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.
I didn’t change, I just grew up. You should try it once.
I can see you checking my whatsapp status.B)
My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity…
I may be wrong…. but I Doubt it!!!
Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
Never Accept To Be Anyone’s Second Choice.
Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value..
I Don’T Trust Words, I Trust Actions.
Me: I’m finally happy. Life: Lol, wait a sec!!
I Hate It… When Crying Is The Only Way To Fell Better.
I Acted Like It Wasn’t A Big Deal. When Really It Was Breaking My Heart.
Be a good kind person, But Don’t Try To Prove.
Always act like you’re wearing an invisible crown.
You act like rich and i act like poor. Actually we both are liars.
If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
If u have one true friend u have more than your share.