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If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
If u have one true friend u have more than your share.
Don’t think, just do.
I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.
I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
When I’m sad don’t look at me – just kiss me
Travel to life is like css to html
I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I’m smoking.
It’s better to live alone.
Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.!!
Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.
There is No Scale To Measure the love..
Silence is better than lies.
I’m sorry if i changed but you changes too.
Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Be Honest Always :)
“Please do not get confused between my personality and my personality attitude.My is what I am and my attitude depends on who you are!”.
Borrow money from a pessimist- – he doesn’t expect it back.