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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are..

That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d becoming too!

Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others.

If I were Nike and you were McDonald, I would be doing it and you would be loving it!

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

Naughty by nature, wild by choice.

You know, stupidity is not considered a crime so apparently, you are totally free to go.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

If you play good cricket, a lot of bad things get hidden…

LOVE is like a long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock…

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they’re OK, you’re it…

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a Coach.

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

if u want me, come and get me .

if your naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty head up to mine

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

I’ll always catch you when you think you are about to fall.