Naughty Facebook Status

Are you in a good mood today? Get the naughty facebook status and make facebook a point to enjoy with commenting of friends. Post a naughty status and tag your naughty friends on it. Here we keep adding facebook naughty messages. Dont hesitate to click on LIKE button if you like Facebook naughty Statuses.

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they’re OK, you’re it…

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a Coach.

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

if u want me, come and get me .

if your naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty head up to mine

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

I’ll always catch you when you think you are about to fall.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

If your naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty head up to mine

KISS ME.. I am Magically Delicious.

Is that a keg in your pants? ?Cause I would love to tap that ass!

Could I touch your belly button.. from the inside?

Love iz blind b vry kind wen I KISS U please do not mind.

Nice legs…what time do they open?

A naughty thought a day keeps the strees away.

TGIF: Thank God I’m Fabulous.

Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain….