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I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a Coach.

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

if u want me, come and get me .

if your naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty head up to mine

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

I’ll always catch you when you think you are about to fall.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

If your naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty head up to mine

KISS ME.. I am Magically Delicious.

Is that a keg in your pants? ?Cause I would love to tap that ass!

Could I touch your belly button.. from the inside?

Love iz blind b vry kind wen I KISS U please do not mind.

Nice legs…what time do they open?

A naughty thought a day keeps the strees away.

TGIF: Thank God I’m Fabulous.

Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain….

A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste.

I want to party with fake alcohol and see how many people act in vain ..