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Some people are just so FAKE that if you look properly at the back of their neck, you’ll find a tag saying “MADE IN CHINA”

Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.

looks like the good lord got your face and ass mixed up…

Next year the government are going to start killing all mentally challenged people. I thought of you and started to cry. Run my little retard, run

I’m sure whatever you have to say can wait till you’re smarter.

Beware the disease Idiotitis. Causes the brain to shut down and the mouth to keep talking. Thousands affected. May be contagious. Best defense: slap and run.

still doesn’t care… isn’t consistency great?!

Don’t feel bad a lot of people have no brain…

You will hate me if i talk with you as you talk to me…

If you really loved me, you would say it on my Facebook Wall.

Can you do me a favor? Take a picture of yourself, and send it to me. I am playing cards and seem to be missing the Joker.

Hey, idiot, know how I know you’re not writing your own status? Because you spelled everything right.

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Would love to drown my troubles. But I think the bitch has learned how to swim.

Don’t sneeze, your brain is so small, it might slip out.

I’d call you a tool, but even they serve a purpose..

Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?

Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!

I don’t believe in plastic surgery, But in your case, Go ahead.

Go be stupid somewhere else.

There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, it’s just you.