Insult Facebook Status

If you are angry with someone then post insult facebook status on his/her wall to show it or you can also post insult status on your wall. Insult quotes are also available here. Click on LIKE button if you like Facebook insult Statuses.

Hey, idiot, know how I know you’re not writing your own status? Because you spelled everything right.

It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

Shhhh…that’s the sound of nobody caring what you think.

I respect you so much I salute you with 1 finger!

Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent…

Don’t blame me for your insecurity!

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

he most effective comeback to an insult is silence.

Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head.

No need for insults, your face says it all.

I’m not insulting you..I’m describing you.

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

“You are my brother and I love you but you are a great big bag of dicks”

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

If i punch you in the face, will pork chops fall out of your ass?

I want to say to some people “Shit is supposed to come from your ass not your mouth. Although looking at you there’s no difference”

It’s funny when the dumbest, most selfish, childish person you know, tells people to “Grow up” they must know that’s the ultimate insult coming from them!

My dog likes you more than me. So i think we should break up.

cried today…i heard on the news the government wants to kill all mentally ill people, i thought of you…run my little retard run!