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Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

All my life I thought air was free…… until I bought a bag of chips.

Ever wondered why need to pee intensifies when you are unlocking the door?

Of Course I talk to myself, because sometimes I need Expert Advice.

Don’t be afraid to fail because only through failure do you learn to succeed.

Don’t fear the enemy that attacks you, but the false friend that hugs you. Careful who you trust don’t be naive.

Do you know why a previous relationship is called EX? It’s not the term for the past. EX is short for EXpired.

It’s always the wrong person who teaches you the right things in life.

I wonder if I know the person who I am going to marry.

That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life anymore.

Everytime I think of you, I get the biggest smile on my face and you still don’t understand how much you mean to me.

Respect peoples feelings. Even if it doesn’t mean anything to you, it could mean everything to them.

Human beings are very strange. They have ego of their knowledge but, they don’t have knowledge of their ego.

I love sleeping but I never want to go to bed early.

Best Friends: Make the bad times good and the good times unforgettable.

Love the one who understands your tears, not the one who creates them.

A man is not rewarded for having a brain but for using it well.

If a man is allowed to select a girl from 100 girls and even if he picks the most beautiful he still FEELS the PAIN of losing the remaining NINETY NINE and Women says… men don’t have feelings.

It isn’t the size of the gift that matters, but the size of the heart that gives it.

I don’t know why people are more interested in other people’s life than their own.

It hurts when someone you really trust lets you down.

Don’t loose hope. You don’t know what tomorrow brings.

There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real.

At the end of each day be grateful for another day of life and for the next one on its way.

In reality, no one cares, they’re just curious.

Never regret a single moment of the journey. If it wasn’t your destination, it was preparation.

People say: never expect anything in return from anyone but the truth is when we really LOVE someone, we naturally EXPECT a little care from them.

When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves.

Sometimes, life gives you a second chance because just maybe the first time you were not ready.

When I like someone, I compare their last name with my first name.

When you fall in love with someone’s personality, everything about that person tends to become beautiful.

I don’t know how people can fake whole relationships.. I can’t even fake a hello to somebody I don’t like.

It is not length of life, but depth of life. Everybody dies, but not everybody lives.

That awkward moment when you think someone is talking to you, but they are actually talking on the phone.

I wonder how many people I have looked at all my life and never seen.

May be it’s true, may be we dont know what we have untill we have lost it. But may be it’s also true that we don’t know what we are missing until we find it.

God give me strength to accept the things I can’t change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

Never compare your journey with someone else’s. Your journey is your journey not a competition.

Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome. It just happens.

If you love someone, show them. Because you could soon find yourself watching them walk out the door. Words mean nothing but actions mean everything

WHY Worry? If you have done the very best you can, worrying won’t make it any better.

If you want to be successful you must respect one rule, never let failure take control of you.

Everybody has gone through something that has changed them in a way that they could never go back to the person they once were.

Relations are like electric currents. Wrong connection will give you shocks throughout your life but the right ones light up your life.

They ignore you now, but they will need you later.

You don’t get to choose when or who you meet, but you do get to choose who you hold on to.

I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night.

When GOD pushes you to the edge of difficulty trust him fully because two things can happen. Either he will catch you when you fall, or he will teach you how to fly.

Good Time + Crazy Friends = Amazing Memories

Dear God, thanks for everything. Because without you …… I am nothing.