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Phew! Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my toaster in the shower this morning

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.

How come “you’re a peach” is a complement but “you’re bananas” is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?

I saw a funny man at the beach, he was yelling “Help, shark! Help!” I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.

How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.

The best memories come from bad ideas on genius mind .

slept like a baby last night…. Waking up every 3 hours crying for food

Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember… That’s where the knives are kept.

I am deleting the word common sense word out of the dictionary because it doesn’t just exists.

Time is precious. Waste it wisely

Curosity killed the cat, but I was suspect for a while

My favorite mythical creature: A Honest Politician.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it

The longer the title the less important the job.

It’s usually the ones with the dirtiest hands pointing the fingers.

Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :P

Make sure your worst enemy is not living between your own two ears.