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The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.
Every person you come across is a ‘People you may know’ notification.
I want everyone to meet you. You’re my favorite person of all time.
If I opened a camera store called Photo Shop, do you think I’d get sued by Adobe?
Was that lightning?!” “No, they’re taking pictures for Google earth…
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
I am such a good a cook even the smoke alarm hoots and hollers
The winner of the rat race is still a rat.
Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear. Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep :)
I just made a voodoo doll of myself. Can someone take it to the gym?
99% of people are stupid. Luckily, I’m part of the other 3%.
Looking at people’s mutual friends and saying “OMG HOW DO YOU KNOW THEM”
The last time anything got banged on my bed, it was my little toe against the leg.
I’m pretty sure the best thing about Facebook is the ability to read other people’s fights.
I know the world isn’t going to end in 2015 because my yogurt expires in 2016!
I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. That was a typo. I meant “food.” I try to find the food in every situation.
Teacher -“Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY???” Student -“in Swiss Banks” lolx.
Being single is fun….
Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.
My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday