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Today’s forecast; severe attitude warnings possible throughout the day, scattered sarcasm showers, and a strong chance of annoyance later in the day… 😛

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Today’s forecast; severe attitude warnings possible throughout the day, scattered sarcasm showers, and a strong chance of annoyance later in the day… 😛

You can’t always control who walks into your life. but you can control which window you throw them out of.

“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”

I didn’t sleep very good last night. So this morning I put Monster energy drinks in my coffee… I was half way to work when I realized I forgot my car.

if history repeats its self I’m totally getting a dinosaur.

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

That awkward moment when you realize that “deleting History” is more important than “creating History” nowadays.

sometimes people come into your life and they need to stop doing that..

Women should not have children after 20. Really… 20 children are enough.

Some people are just so FAKE that if you look properly at the back of their neck, you’ll find a tag saying “MADE IN CHINA”

I’m going to stand outside.. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding..

Cops don’t like it when they tell you to put your hands up in the air then you wave them like you just don’t care

Really disappointed to find out after laser eye surgery I am unable to burn down buildings…

One night, as I was lying in bed, I looked up at the stars and thought to myself: “What the fuck happened to the roof?”

WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!

I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!

How can I say we got freedom when we tied the chain with glass on the public water cooler? We just got the separate piece of land not freedom.

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore.

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more and show some practical.

If your girlfriend claims that she never look at your fb profile, try changing your status and wait 2-3 minutes…