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Listening to something more pleasant than you.

Good girls are found in every corner of earth. But unfortunately earth is round.

Being single because I can’t find anyone who’s amazing than me.

The world won’t look for you unless you have done something too right or too wrong.

Embrace your flaws and your past even your secrets. They made you who you are.

No one has ever made himself great by showing how small someone else is.

Just because there’s clouds in the sky, it doesn’t mean the sun is not shining.

If you don’t do stupid things while you are young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when you are old.

Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.

if you want to be strong learn how to fight Alone..

Face tattoos are like regular tattoos except face ones let everyone know you’d rather not have a job where you pay taxes.

Never underestimate the painof a person, because in all honesty, everyone is struggling. Some people are better at hiding it than others…

Tough times don’t last, tough people do.

You learn more about someone at the end of the relationship than at the beginning.

Smile, A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Tough times are like physical exercise, you may not like it while you are doing it but tomorrow you’ll be stronger b’coz of it

I’m a beer enthusiast. The more beer I drink, the more enthusiastic I become.

In reality, no one cares, they’re just curious.

Appreciate Those Who Love You. Help Those Who Need You. Forgive THosee Who Hurt You.Forget Those Who Leave You.

Relationships are built on understanding, if what you want is not clear, you shouldn’t be surprised with what you get.