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This Crazy lady with Mad Road rage was yelling out her window at me Today.. “I’m gonna make your life a living hell” …I yelled back, “Thanks but I’m not looking for a relationship right now.”

True love is the one who does not have a happy ending is the real Love that last forever

“Unfriend” on Facebook… Is the modern form of Childhood “Katti”.

she explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! when satisfied, she left! damn mosquito

Life is very complicated. Don`t try to find answers, Because when u find answers life changes the questions.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Just heard someone on the porch, hopefully this is just a home invasion and not some unexpected company.

Growth is painful. But nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don’t belong.

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you’re going to live your life.

ammy_ Your smile is all I really need to ease fear, disappointment or doubt your smile lightens my heart and it’s something I never want to be without.

You know you really love someone when you can’t hate them for breaking your heart.

If you enjoy your life to its fullest, love will come and keep your company.

Happiness is a choice, yeah, things in life make it difficult, but at the end of the day you control your own happiness.

Abstinence makes the arm grow stronger … at least one of them anyway.

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that’s it.

There’s a difference between who we love, who we settle for, and who we’re meant for.

We Are Born To Die, so dont be afriad to DEATH.

Do not underestimate yourself by comparing yourself with others. it’s our differences hat make us unique and beautiful..

Mistake makes us human. Failure makes us stronger. Hope keeps us going. Love keeps us alive…

You know You’ve Made The Right Decision When There IS Peace IN Your Heart….