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I intend to live forever, or die trying.

My heart is now a perfect place… with you inside it.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems.

This is my Facebook message. There are many like it but this one is mine.

Don’t check my status, look into my heart.

I can understand your anger at me, but what could you possibly have against the horse I rode in on?

A heart is like a glass it breaks easily when not handled carefully.

Death by school supplies shopping.

light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Even the prettiest flower will die one day. It’s nature’s way of teaching us that nothing lasts forever.

This Crazy lady with Mad Road rage was yelling out her window at me Today.. “I’m gonna make your life a living hell” …I yelled back, “Thanks but I’m not looking for a relationship right now.”

True love is the one who does not have a happy ending is the real Love that last forever

“Unfriend” on Facebook… Is the modern form of Childhood “Katti”.

she explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! when satisfied, she left! damn mosquito

Life is very complicated. Don`t try to find answers, Because when u find answers life changes the questions.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Just heard someone on the porch, hopefully this is just a home invasion and not some unexpected company.

Growth is painful. But nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don’t belong.

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you’re going to live your life.

ammy_ Your smile is all I really need to ease fear, disappointment or doubt your smile lightens my heart and it’s something I never want to be without.