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When I was born. Devil said, ‘Oh Shit! Competition!!!’

The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.

When the mind found the answers, the heart changed the question.

Don’t tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!

I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.

I am not a Nerd, I m just smarter than you..

My Door is always open, So you are free to leave any time.

Life is never easy for those who dream.

Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

My heart is now a perfect place… with you inside it.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems.

This is my Facebook message. There are many like it but this one is mine.

Don’t check my status, look into my heart.

I can understand your anger at me, but what could you possibly have against the horse I rode in on?

A heart is like a glass it breaks easily when not handled carefully.

Death by school supplies shopping.

light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Even the prettiest flower will die one day. It’s nature’s way of teaching us that nothing lasts forever.

This Crazy lady with Mad Road rage was yelling out her window at me Today.. “I’m gonna make your life a living hell” …I yelled back, “Thanks but I’m not looking for a relationship right now.”