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Lies That Always Worked – If you finish your food, I will buy you Ice cream.

If I was president, all Monday’s would be changed to National Holiday..

Some people are like fast food…they never look as good in real life as they do on TV.

Take my advice, I’m not using it!

Politicians are people who have too little an amount of morals and ethics to remain lawyers.

I know some people are not happy with me because I am not so good. But few people surely love me because they know that my little goodness is not fake.

I am honest when i say you are the best thing that ever happened to me….

When I was born. Devil said, ‘Oh Shit! Competition!!!’

The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.

When the mind found the answers, the heart changed the question.

Don’t tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!

I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.

I am not a Nerd, I m just smarter than you..

My Door is always open, So you are free to leave any time.

Life is never easy for those who dream.

Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

My heart is now a perfect place… with you inside it.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems.

This is my Facebook message. There are many like it but this one is mine.