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United Airlines…. Board as Doctor, leave as patient.

Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’

Love has no age, no limit and no death.

I may be a Bitch, but you have a little penis! Have a great day!

I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

I am single because god is busy writing to best love story for me

Am quitting face book to face my books.

Time does’t really Heal the heart.It just makes the heart forget all the pain.

I am who i am, you approval is not needed.

Style is a way to say who you are without speaking.

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.

Mom….You are the best!Thanks for all you do.Happy Mother’s Day!

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

Only Love takes you to heaven without the dying part.

People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.

She is the kind of girl who is always smiling and loves to laugh.

I Said My Beats For You!

Not always ‘Available’ Try your Luck…