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My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.

If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.

Families with babies, and families without babies are sorry for each other.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.

The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together.

A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.

If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.

Before you were conceived I wanted you. Before you were born I loved you. Before you were here an hour I would die for you. This is the miracle of Mother’s Love.

Feeling fat lasts nine months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever.

No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother’s love.

Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.

A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years and in your heart till the day you die.

Remz is looking up baby names.

Sizzle is cooking a bun with her husband.

Kelly is increasing her reproductive success to 1.

Use a poem: We have a little Valentine, Although it’s still brand new. You’ll meet our little Valentine, Its September, when we’re due..

Riya is eating for two.

Silly is going to be a baby mama!

Amanda apparently has two heartbeats right now.