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Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
A boy commented on his Facebook status Happy New Year The girl wrote in comments Same to you The boy edited the status to – I love you!!!
I’m Not Anti-Social I’m Anti Idiot!
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
Before you take me away, i just want to update my profile picture….
At late night wife’s mobile beeps. Husband checks her mobile and gets angry. He wakes his wife. Husband (angrily): Who is the person saying beautiful? Surprised wife checks her mobile. Wife (double angrily): Heyyy.. Use your spectacles. it is not beautiufl. it is battery full…
It’s ok to talk to yourself, it’s even ok to answer yourself.. But when you ask yourself to repeat what you just said- you have a problem!
Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product? Bunty: MS Excel Lucky: MS Word Bittu: MS Powerpoint . . . . Santa after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni” tongue emoticon
My age is very inappropriate for my behavior..
Facebook is like a fridge. you keep checking it, but there’s nothing good.
A fast beating heart doesn’t always mean love…. A blushing face is not always a sign that your inlove…. Sometimes huboG lang!! Hahahaha
Hi Sweetie how was schook Today?? you can read all about it on my facebook DAD!!!
Free Beauty Advice for Girls… if you want A good profile picture for your facebook profile… Without wrinkles without pimples without dark Marks Use”Adobe photoshop”
Behind every successful status update there is Ctrl+c & cntrl +V …
What is facebook????? its a place where boy posts joke, gets no responce & if girl posts the same joke, gets 150 likes & 56 friend requests!!!!
Being popular on facebook is like sitting at the cool table in a cafeteria at a ental hospital!!
A fast beating heart doesnt always mean Love… A blushing face isnot always a sign that your inlove… Sometimes huboGLANG! HAHAH
A man died and sent to Heaven. God was surprised to see his Heart still beating. . God asked him, how come? The man replied, “I’m Dead but my Wife still lives in my Heart”. ;)
When I die I want my body to donate for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.
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