Facebook Jokes

Brighten the day of your friends by posting new facebook jokes every day. Jokes are for making every one laugh with you. Get the funniest facebook jokes of all times and share with friends on this platform. If you are in humorous mood then also make your friends smile by sharing funny facebook pranks with them. Here you will find the cool and unique facebook jokes status.

Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.

A bunch of my friends are coming over tonight to play on their phones.

if history repeats its self you are totally getting a dinosaur

Support the Arts. Kiss a guitar player

My “last minute activity” was just to check your “last minute activity”.

I’m going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.

Never let a person who is ready to marry with you after seeing you without makeup.

In case of fire, exit building before tweeting about it……

When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.

Snooker is the best. Snooker is basically tidying up disguised as sport.

Autocorrect can kiss my ask..!!

Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.

You want a perfect girl? Go buy a barbie.

I don’t always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

Crowded elevators have a different smell to children and midgets.

My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.

A relationship without trust is like a phone without service, all you do is play games.

Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.

I am making it my job to put the “fun” back into “funeral.”

My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.