Facebook Jokes

Brighten the day of your friends by posting new facebook jokes every day. Jokes are for making every one laugh with you. Get the funniest facebook jokes of all times and share with friends on this platform. If you are in humorous mood then also make your friends smile by sharing funny facebook pranks with them. Here you will find the cool and unique facebook jokes status.

My “last minute activity” was just to check your “last minute activity”.

I’m going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.

Never let a person who is ready to marry with you after seeing you without makeup.

In case of fire, exit building before tweeting about it……

When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.

Snooker is the best. Snooker is basically tidying up disguised as sport.

Autocorrect can kiss my ask..!!

Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.

You want a perfect girl? Go buy a barbie.

I don’t always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

Crowded elevators have a different smell to children and midgets.

My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.

A relationship without trust is like a phone without service, all you do is play games.

Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.

I am making it my job to put the “fun” back into “funeral.”

My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? My name is Paul.

Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? My name is Paul.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.