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Thinks that Facebook should change the status question from “what’s on your mind?” to “what’s your problem today?”

Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing’s and Wong’s, They r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.

Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem? Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell? Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.

Q. How does a computer get drunk? A. It takes screenshots.

I’m not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!

Facebook is like a jail. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don’t really know!

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

I made my Facebook name “Benefits,” so when you add me now it says “you’re friends with benefits.”

When butterflies are in love, do they feel human’s in their stomach? :)

Q: When FaceBook, MySpace and Twitter merge into one super social networking company what will it be called? A: They will call it “My Twit Face.”

Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.

A bunch of my friends are coming over tonight to play on their phones.

if history repeats its self you are totally getting a dinosaur

Support the Arts. Kiss a guitar player

My “last minute activity” was just to check your “last minute activity”.

I’m going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.

Never let a person who is ready to marry with you after seeing you without makeup.

In case of fire, exit building before tweeting about it……

When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.

Snooker is the best. Snooker is basically tidying up disguised as sport.