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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.

If you can’t Change a Girl…..Change the Girl.

Why is Facebook like Jail? “You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don’t really know!”

Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in a cafeteria at a MENTAL HOSPITAL.

Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there’s nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.

Status I didn’t fall down, I attacked the floor.

In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth… After that, everything else was Made in China.

Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

A boy commented on his Facebook status Happy New Year The girl wrote in comments Same to you The boy edited the status to – I love you!!!

I’m Not Anti-Social I’m Anti Idiot!

Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.

Before you take me away, i just want to update my profile picture….

At late night wife’s mobile beeps. Husband checks her mobile and gets angry. He wakes his wife. Husband (angrily): Who is the person saying beautiful? Surprised wife checks her mobile. Wife (double angrily): Heyyy.. Use your spectacles. it is not beautiufl. it is battery full…

It’s ok to talk to yourself, it’s even ok to answer yourself.. But when you ask yourself to repeat what you just said- you have a problem!

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product? Bunty: MS Excel Lucky: MS Word Bittu: MS Powerpoint . . . . Santa after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni” tongue emoticon

My age is very inappropriate for my behavior..

Facebook is like a fridge. you keep checking it, but there’s nothing good.

A fast beating heart doesn’t always mean love…. A blushing face is not always a sign that your inlove…. Sometimes huboG lang!! Hahahaha