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I automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion and I’d hate to deprive them
You can’t handle my undivided attention.
My Viagra addiction was the hardest time of my life.
Just high fived that wall with my face.
Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.
The best things in life are not things.
They think, encouraging, uplifting thoughts positive, and the negative will soon disappear
Unless you’re a jar of Nutella, it’s impossible to make everyone happy.
Time for a fun game. If you had 3 wishes, what would they be? (You can’t wish for another wish, or money.)
Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Crying doesn’t indicate that you’re weak. Since birth, it has been a sign that you’re alive.
I’m drinking like there’s snow tomorrow.
I did responsible things all day so tonight will consist of nothing that even resembles responsibility.
Remember: Life isn’t about having amazing experiences, it’s about making mediocre experiences look awesome on Facebook.
Yesterday = Experience ~ Today = Experiment ~ Tomorrow = Expectations. Use our Experience in your Experiment to achieve your Expectations.
Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder.
I stopped explaining myself when I realized people only understand from their level of perception.
You must be willing to play with Failure before you reach Success.
A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside.