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If u feel stressed, give yourself a break Eat some ice cream, chocolates, candy & cake Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS..

I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted..

hey, I found your nose. it was in my business again.

Throwing random things at people then acting like it wasn`t you.

There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few can catch your heart.

Texting with your pinky because you`re eating.

Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain….

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I don’t care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert.

If you don’t have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died.