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If u feel stressed, give yourself a break Eat some ice cream, chocolates, candy & cake Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS..
I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted..
hey, I found your nose. it was in my business again.
Throwing random things at people then acting like it wasn`t you.
There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few can catch your heart.
Texting with your pinky because you`re eating.
Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain….
Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
I don’t care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert.
If you don’t have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died.