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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
Rumors are like fires. No one admits to starting them and before you know it, they`re out of control.
In 2013 I’m going to sit back, watch the movie 2012 and laugh..
Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.
The best thing about being me, I’m a limited edition…there are no other copies!
When they ask me what I liked best, I`ll tell them it was you.
everyone calls you by your name, but only one person can make it sound special.
Smiling does make it a little bit better.
You`ve got two choices; you can either sit and cry, or spread your wings and fly.
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.
Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when.
Every rule has an exception, especially this one.
Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?
War doesn’t determine who’s right, it determines who’s left.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, it’s one of two things, either a new girl, or a new car!
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
slept like a baby last night…. Waking up every 3 hours crying for food.
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!