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People wait until they have enough time to do what they dream. It is 99% sure it will still be a dream at the end of the life.

The best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have.

Chocolate makes everything better. Except obesity

Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wifi internet.

Press the star below and watch it glow..

You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.

Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when.

Best friends listen to what you don’t say..

Dance like no one’s going to put it on youtube.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.

Rumors are like fires. No one admits to starting them and before you know it, they`re out of control.

In 2013 I’m going to sit back, watch the movie 2012 and laugh..

Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.

The best thing about being me, I’m a limited edition…there are no other copies!

When they ask me what I liked best, I`ll tell them it was you.

everyone calls you by your name, but only one person can make it sound special.

Smiling does make it a little bit better.

You`ve got two choices; you can either sit and cry, or spread your wings and fly.

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.