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I have a Date tonight, Woot Woot! (of course its with the couch, pillow and TV Remote, but its still a date. Right?)
So you wanna date me? Please submit the following: Copy of drivers licence & SS card, current pay stub, clean drug test & std screen. Otherwise don’t bother.
Love is when you fall asleep in his arms and wake up in his dreams.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
Dear boys, I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you ever will. Sincerely, Spider.
Young love is two hearts with only one thing in mind.
I’m a girl Im allowed to change my mind every second.
A man does not ask a woman to marry him because he wants to spend the rest of his life with her. He asks her to marry him because he DOES NOT want to spend the rest of his life WITHOUT her.
If two past lovers can remain friends, its either they are still in love, or never were.
Never go back to your EX. It’s like reading the same book again and again when you know how the story ends.
Message to my ex: Roses are Red Violets are Blue So glad I finally realized I’m better off without you!
I miss my amazing one of a kind boyfriend.
Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.
To ex boyfriend, No, I’m not jealous, I know what she’s getting.
Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.
Dear boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I`d take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, Girlfriend.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is… your list with names of bad girls.
20 percent boys of the world have brains, rest have girlfriends.
Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!