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Life is too short, smile while you still have teeth..

Do you know the difference between a lady and a woman? A lady does what she’s told and a woman does what she dam well pleases!

I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Where there is a will, there are 100 relatives.

Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.

Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

If swimming is an exerciser explain whales to me.

I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs…

Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain…

If swimming is an exerciser explain whales to me.

Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters..

I have finally figured out why I can’t lose this extra weight. The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says, “for extra volume and body.”

Even if you live your life as a open book, people will still wonder which pages have secret messages.

For every girl without a guy, there`s a guy without a girl.

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.

I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!

You`re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.

The awkward moment when you know you shouldn`t laugh, but you do..

I am a star, so when you see me, make a wish.