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Time decides who you meet in life, your heart decides who you want in your life, but you behaviors decide who will stay in your life…

Why are you always waiting, tomorrow isn’t guaranteed.

I don’t make typos. I make new words.

Missing someone is not an indication that you are meant to be with them

People can`t change the truth, but the truth can change people.

Patience is the key to achieve your goals.

Smile and let the whole world wonder why.

We all have that person that makes our day so much better after they just say “hi”

Smiling when something dirty comes on your mind.

The most important opinion is the one you have of yourself.

Cheer up, tomorrow will be a better day, just believe!

Even some of the greatest people in life, started out as nothing.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Smile, A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Classic book is a book which people praise, but do not read.

You`ll never be perfect. But you`ll always be unique.

Even though we yelled at each other, it’s still nice to know he cared.

I won`t live for ever, So it`s now or never.

No one loves the man whom he fears.

I`m not arguing, I`m just explaining why I`m right.