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Facebook’s timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?
Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.
People say I got a dirty mind, I just think I’ve got a good imagination lol..
yes i have a dirty mind, and you are in it…
All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with!!
Things that shouldn’t be broken: 1) Hearts 2) Promises 3) Condoms :P :)
Things that shouldn’t be broken: 1) Hearts 2) Promises 3) Condoms
We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, …………………….. it’s called a credit card.
I think the woman who invented the phrase “All Men Are The Same” was a chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd :)
Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.
If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping?
Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)
Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.
I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.
In a cramped bus.. Lady: Something of yours is touching me. Man: Oh! That’s… that’s just my salary in my pocket. Lady: Did your salary just triple in the last 5 minutes?
Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!