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There is big difference between creative mind and dirty mind but both are harmful due to extra use…

Need to wash his mind out with soap…

Hands are overrated…I think I’ll use my mouth.

I just love to play dirty.

No matter how dirty your past is, your future is still spotless.

Hey girl, I’d like to be a part of your next abortion.

yes i have a dirty mind, and you are in it…

I am in love for getting dirty.

Every conversation is more fun if you start with a dirty mind.

Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.

If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping!

I wanna do bad things with you.

Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)

Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes.

Me: “Why am I still single?” Brain: “You’re weird as shit.” Body: “And you’re fat.” Face: “Plus you’re ugly.” Food: “But I’m here for you.”

Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio

I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

I’m listening to the voices in my head and I’ve come to realise that they are having more fun than me. I’m gonna go join them for a few drinks.

I smile when I’m having dirty thoughts :)