Clever Facebook Status

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

I don’t have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imagination..

A clever, imaginative, humorous request can open closed doors and closed minds.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

I am still waiting for someone to prove that waiting all this while, is worthwhile.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them

i am a slow walker but i never walk backwards…

Anyone who has never made a mistake his never tired anything new.

Sometimes me think what is friend? and then me say, friend is someone to share the last cookie with

Kill tension before tension kills you reach your goal before goal kicks you. live life before life leaves you….

You are the best thing that’s ever been mine..

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

When it’s time to let go, don’t doubt or hesitate, Good Bye to good is hello to Great!!!

Don’t waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear!!!!

Every guy always asks me: what does he have that i don’t? && i reply: [My Heart]

When i ask you to listen a song, it’s because the lyrics mean everything i’m trying to say to you…

Never expect things to happen, it’s better to feel surprised than to feel disappointed..

Things in motion sooner catch the eye..

LIfe based on a big love towards the world is full and rich….

you are never too Old to set another goal or to dream a new dream…

Treat me like a queen and i’ll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, i’ll show you how its played.

Take your chances to make all of your dreams come true. Never wait too long or else it could all slip away in a blink of an eye.

A strong person is not the one who doesn’t cry. A strong person is one who is quiet and sheds tears for a moment, and then picks up her sword and fights again..

You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.

I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination…

Dreams is not what you see in sleep is the thing which doesn’t let you sleep..

Do IT NOW. Sometimes “Later” Becomes Never.

I don’t hate schooI. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.

If being hot is a crime …………….. ARREST ME.

If you earn your bread well. There will always be people around you to apply butter.

I like sleeping because it’s like being dead, without the commitment.

Typing a long text to your crush with your true feelings but then erasing it and typing… Yeah. Ever Happened?

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.

The best nicknames are usually the ones people don’t know they have.

The longest five minutes are the last five minutes of a lecture while the shortest five minutes are the last five minutes of an exam.

Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*.

Just wondering why brain cells die, skin cells die, your hair follicle die, but fat cells live FOREVER?

HUMAN BRAIN: Forgets what we want to remember & remembers what we want to forget.

I have to admit, God was just showing off when he created me.

Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.

Some people might be less attractive but once you get to know them they are hot as hell.

Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.

Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.

I wish I could google the things I have misplaced.

I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.

ADMIT IT: Life would be so boring without me.

Lets learn to ignore selfish people just like the way we ignore Terms & conditions of any software.

An empty web browsing history is a sure sign of pure guilt. ;)

About 90% of the high scores in mobile games are made either in the toilet or in a lecture or while preparing for exams.