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You are gonna need therapy after you meet me..

Hanry says my mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely..

Crazy people love crazy people cuz normal people don’t understand..

I used to have an imaginary friend. Then he had an imaginary accident.

Why does Facebook want to know what I am thinking? Do they not realize that is classified and somewhat scary information??

Shany has lost her mind, if found, please handle with care it may blow at any time. I apologize for the inconvenience,but could you return it anyway.

I want a real relationship, not a facebook one..

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally….

Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize it’s just a bunch of crap you don’t need.

Either you control your attitude or it controls you..

LIFE is a given. LIVING is optional. Don`t be a passenger when YOU are already the CAPTAIN.

People are gonna hurt you, but its your decision who gets a second chance.